me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

fonbella:

penandpage:

xerxes93:

sansastans:

Sansa Stark meme: 1/10 scenes

“Sansa!” The boyish shout rang across the yard; Joffrey had seen her. “Sansa, here!”

He calls me as if he were calling a dog, she thought.

what I really love about this scene is that Sansa is trying to emotionally manipulate Joffrey into going to the most dangerous area of the fight. Don’t tell me she’s just a passive player, she picks her battles where she can and this is her shining moment of defiance. 


lovelyandbrown:

kingsxoqueens:

tarzan is so naaaaaasty.

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the
my essay (due tomorrow)

therealeovaldez:

hypergiants:

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."

"I don’t get it."

"What’s not to get."

"Why would she make you a sandwich?"

"Because… She’s a girl."

"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"

"I can make myself a sandwich."

"Cool, go make me one too."

[Smooth Criminal plays]

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10,017 plays Always on Time Ashanti/Ja Rule Pain Is Love

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Ja Rule & Ashanti - Always on Time